高中幽默英语演讲稿短文 篇1
once upon a time， a weenie ant was walking on his way. as he was walking， suddenly he felt the ground shaking terribly. he looked around with his paranoid eyes and saw an elephant walking right behind him. quickly， the little ant covered himself with dirt， but one leg was unfortunately left out. a sparrow saw everything， so she flew down with the purpose of teasing the ant: “hey， chicken！ watch out your leg， it’s out！” the ant felt embarrassed at first but then calmly responded: “ shi…i am going to trip that elephant.”
right now， i’m standing on this glamorous stage. but everything here reminds me of is a not so fun memory. around this time last year i was in nanjing competing in another speech contest. that was the first time for me to be in such a large event. of course the pressure i was under was immense too. after a sleepless and stressful night， i went onto that stage without the feeling in my legs. that speech turned out to be horrible. i don’t remember how i get down from there， but i do remember afterwards i just wanted to find a hole to hide in just like the ant in the story. back at my school， it took a long time for me to recover. thanks to all the help i got from my special friends. my confidence was restored. after rounds of giving speeches and answering tough questions， i am here today. from all that i’ve been through i’ve learned that a good future is based on a forgotten past， if i want my life to go on well i have to let go of my past failure. so today， with out fear， i am tripping my elephant again.
高中幽默英语演讲稿短文 篇2
as everyone knows，english is very important today.it has been used everywhere in the world.it has become the most common language on internet and for international trade. if we can speak english well，we will have more chance to succeed.because more and more people have taken notice of it，the number of the people who go to learn english has increased at a high speed.
but for myself，i learn english not only because of its importance and its usefulness，but also because of my love for it.when i learn english， i can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the world.when i read english novels，i can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the translation.when i speak english， i can feel the confident from my words.when i write english，i can see the beauty which is not the same as our chinese...
i love english，it gives me a colorful dream.i hope i can travel around the world one day. with my good english， i can make friends with many people from different contries.i can see many places of great interests.i dream that i can go to london，because it is the birth place of english.
i also want to use my good english to introduce our great places to the english spoken people，i hope that they can love our country like us.
i know， rome was not built in a day. i believe that after continuous hard study， one day i can speak english very well.
if you want to be loved， you should learn to love and be lovable. so i believe as i love english everyday ， it will love me too.
i am sure that i will realize my dream one day！
thank you！
高中幽默英语演讲稿短文 篇3
My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening， as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly， the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. Although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school， they did not respond to the alarm. Annoyed， I stormed through the house in search of them.
I found them in the bathroom， washing their hands. Over the loud buzzing of the smoke alarm， I asked them to identify the sound.
"It's the smoke detector，" they replied in unison.
"Do you know what that sound means？" I demanded.
"Sure，" my oldest replied. "Dinner's ready."
高中幽默英语演讲稿短文 篇4
Dick wearing a pair of new trousers went together with his father to his aunt's house.At the sight of the boy's new trousers，his aunt admired very much and kissed him favorably.In front of the boy， there were many nice cakes and chocolates.His cousin also took out all his toys and played with him.The boy enjoyed a good day there.
While he went back home with his father， he was so joyful that he sang and danced along the way home. suddenly he slipped and fell into the mud and his trousers got very dirty.
When he got home， his mother saw his dirty trousers and said:
"Oh，what a mess！ This is not the first time you come home like that ， and this time you are wearing your new trousers！"
"I am sorry，mum，"said Dick."But I had no time to take my new trousers off when I fell down."
高中幽默英语演讲稿短文 篇5
good afternoon ，ladies and gentlemen！
i’m very honored to stand here and give you a short speech！ to begin with ，i want to ask a question .does everybody dream a good dream last night？ actually ，today i want to talk about dream with you. of course， what i want to talk is not a dream you have last night，but a dream—— about life.
everyone has dreams about life， different dreams at different life stage，and we need dreams to support us. dreams are like the stars we never reach in the sky，but like most mariners(水手)，we can chart our course by them. with the dream，we have a direction，with a direction， we were no longer confused.with the dream， there is hope，with hope， we have the strength to fight.
i have a dream: to be a doctor.，because doctor may relieve the pain of patients. may let the human change the health. at the same time， i believed that， those who help others may be able to obtain joyfully. therefore， i hoped in the near future ，i might be a doctor.
but i know，life is tough，and there are always ups and downs， maybe we fail in the way to our aims，and we may feel depressed ，whenever at this time， the dream in our heart can always comfort us， encourage us ，and support us to move ahead .
young！fortunately， i am young now. just due to it， i know that nothing is impossible.i firmly believe that nothing can stand in my way. if i can't realize my dream，it result from that i haven't work harder enough and i won't find other excuses. if no people believe you， you can make it to prove that you are right. if you think the god haven't blessed you and there is no truth here， you can become the god and create the truth.
"my breath swallows the sky and make the yellow river overflow， my sword is famous in kyushu and it can collapse the five sacred mountains." at some time in the past i also had am bitious words and i had some achievements. each achievement results from my hard work. i always believe that "if you want to have more achievements than others， you must work harder." in some extent， the dream is the hope. if you can insist on doing something， the victory will come.
hold fast to dreams， for if dreams die， life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. hold fast to dreams， for when dreams go， life is a barren field frozen with snow. so my dear friends， think of your old and maybe dead dreams. whatever it is， pick it up and make it alive from today. let's--- move ----out！
thank you for your listening！